In Louisiana, their are two things we love very very much, and that's great food and a good laugh. On this page, I have posted Louisiana jokes. Please enjoy, and share with your friends.
LOVE DEM CAJUNS
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting in back of their cabins in da wuds shootin da breeze an drinkin beer.
Boudreaux asked Thibodeaux, "If I snuck ovah to yor house while you wuz out fishin an' made love to your wife, an' she got pregnant, would dat make us kin?"
Thibodeaux scratched his head for a bit then said, "I don't tink so.....but, it sho nuf mightn make us even."
|THE WAY IT IS DONE IN LOUISIANA |
Here's how it works in Louisiana: The steps at the Louisiana state capitol need some repairs so bids are taken from carpenters from across the state.
First a carpenter from Carencro looks it over. After a session of measuring and figuring he presents his bid. I can do it for $9,000, he says. I'd need $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew, and $1,000 profit for me.
Next a redneck from Lafayette does his measuring and calculating then says, I'll do it for $7,000. $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew, and $1,000 profit for me.
Last a Cajun from Breaux Bridge steps up. Without even looking at the job site he says, I'll do it for $27,000. Surprised at how high it is, the man taking the bids asks him to explain it. It's simple, he says. $10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Lafayette
|THE CAJUN COACHES |
The coaches in St. Landry parish, Louisiana parish went to a coaches retreat and to save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room with coach Boudreaux because he snores real loud. They decide it's not fair to make one of dem stay wid him de whole time so dey vote to take turns.
Coach Fontenot sleeps with him the first night and he comes to breakfast next morning hair a mess, eyes all blood shot. They say, "Man, what happen to you?" He says, "Man, that Boudreaux snore so loud, I watch him all night."
Next night coach Guidry's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all blood shot. They say, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He say, "Man, no, that Boudreaux shake the roof. I watch him all night."
Third night, coach Landry's turn. Next morning he come to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning you all."
They can't believe! They say, "Man, what happened?" He say, "Well, we get ready for bed. I go and tuck Boudreaux into bed and give him a great big kiss. He watch me all night."
|A CAJUN FISH STORY |
Boudreaux was stopped by a game warden in Southern Louisiana recently. He was leaving a bayou well known for its fishing with an ice chest full of fish. The game warden asked him, Do you have a license to catch those fish?
Boudreaux replied, dese are my pet fish. Every day I take dem from my house down to da bayou and den I tilt this here ice chest into the bayou and let dem swim' round for a while. Den I whistle and dey jump right back into dis here ice chest and den I take dem back home wit me.
That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that! Boudreaux looked at him for a moment and then said. It's de truth ma' fren, Ill show you. Ill take you down der and prove it to you. It really works. The game warden was curious now and said, Okay, I've GOT to see this!
Boudreaux poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to Boudreaux and said, When are you going to call the fish back? Boudreaux said, What fish!
|Pierre and Boudreaux went on a camping trip. After supper and several beers they both laid down for the night, and went to sleep. |
Some hours later, Boudreaux woke up and nudge Pierre. Boudreaux says, "Pierre, look up at de sky and tell me whatchu see." Pierre replies, "I see millions and millions of stars." Boudreaux says, "What does dat tell you?" Pierre ponders for a minute, den says ... "Astronomically, it tells me dat dere are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe dat Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce dat de time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see dat God is all powerful and dat we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect dat we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." Well, despite all of de amazing information coming from Pierre, Boudreaux is not impressed. Boudreaux asks, "Mais Pierre, but *what* does dat tell you?" Pierre is silent and puzzled, and doesn't answer.
Boudreaux slaps Pierre across de head and says, "Pierre, you idiot. Someone done stole our tent!"